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More squirrel jokes

What do you call a squirrel who wants to be a doctor?

The Nutty Professor

 

Laura Russell, Ireland

 

What do you call a 3 wheeled bike for squirrels?

A Tri-squirrel!

 

Charlotte (13) and James (5)

 

How do you catch a squirrel?

Run up a tree and act like a nut!

 

Joanna Tudge (14)

 

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To show the squirrel how it's done.

 

Matt Baker (11)

 

When do squirrels chase people?

When they think they are nuts!

 

John Peters (11)

 

What do you call nuts on a wall?

Wall nuts.

 

Ria Tubman (15)

 

 

 

 

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